The Motor-Mouth Daily.

So it was this one night. . .

2010-09-25T03:45:00.002+08:00

i was so inspired about smoking pot that i got up from bed in the middle of the night and went onto youtube to make bongs.

Having made one like years back ,gave me tremendous motivation to make one again despite failing on the previous occasion.

A while into it ,i accidentally cut a hole too low on the water bottle bong. i quickly patched it up with putty and tape. it worked very well to seal up the hole. this time i cut a hole and it was perfect ,not too high not too low.

Then i wanted to make a pot holder cus i dont have any idk nut-washer thing to holder my pot.

They call the pot holder thing the bowl, the screen, pipe i dont know i`m not good with the terms.

"kid dont come out from weed college"

Well i decided to make a cone from aluminum foil. i read somewhere on a bong design page and they say be creative. so well yeah i made the pipe thing from aluminum foil since im so good at making cones.

ive tried it and it works surprisingly good on tobacco.

Im gonna attempt to make a gravity bong when the house is empty.

till then

2010-08-05T17:36:00.002+08:00

Ron Nine's latest project , Down With People.

suspendedAnimation
Ocean
FeltSequence

2010-06-24T21:29:00.006+08:00

Songs from the band Slippage.

Memory Fails
Emptier Things
Amazed Again
Wait Here
White
Everything
Butcher
Now
Breathing Room
Invisible
Breathing Room

never cared for the end of time, only the time spent.togther

2010-04-01T05:54:00.003+08:00

hi ive been watching chinese drama lately.
im kinda affected you see
i feel very sorry for the lovers because their happy moments are always shortlived
because there are too many assholes in the plot.

the whole concept of the drama is very touching and romantic.
romance in warring china.
too awesome.

to say the drama is like a chinese romance/history/da vinci code all lumped into one entity.

let me tell you about the da vinci part
so there`s this magical cryptic box unearthed from a site and it takes like 5/6 keys to unlock it.
its was so exciting finding the keys and clues until when they opened the magic box , it turns out to be just a fucking time capsule ( and key to Qin`s tomb).

you know how pissed i was?
are u kidding me a time capsule.
c`mon jackie u can do better than that.

they are too many assholes in the show.

fook yoh

2010-03-21T16:00:00.002+08:00

harro paul here.

so i was like lonely very very lonely and i thought of something that happened to me long long time.

so i was at douby ghaut siting alone smoking while waiting for my friend.
that motherfucker was late.

so umm i was smoking and 2 christians approached me.
at first they seemed like those donation people to me.
you know those assholes who tell u that they are ex-convicts and get u to buy their shit for 2bucks. and you know their shit are worthless shit pens and keychains and expect you to give him a chance and buy his junk.

i mean fuck you. one time one guy approached us wearing gucci shoes and telling me how he needed that extra chance. dood u seem richer than me!

alright then turns out they weren`t donation people but christians and they were walking around and spreading the faith.

i was pretty amazed at their delication to their religion and they offered to preach some stuffs to me.

i was like okay go ahead since my friend wont be there in another 30mins.
( i hate u , make me wait long!)

then they showed me some little booklet and read through it together with me.
while i was marvelling at the wonders of christianity , something sick happened!

i`m not sure whether it was due to me wearing a motley crue shirt or anything but one of them began telling about salvation!

she was telling me how jesus died on the cross and now we are entitled to this free gift , the gift which allow us to go to heaven and she asked if i would want to accept this gift.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

i was petrified by her words.
aint that sick?
she went on and on about this free gift.

i mean isnt it fucked up to go up to a random guy and asked him to go heaven?
its not as bad but she made it ten-fold as sick.
fucking devil.

i want to tell her off but i dont wanna diss her religion (which i know is shit) and at the same time im too shy to do so.

so i began to talk christian to her (i know , i hate myself now!) and she still was rambling on the free gift.

i know i`m fucked so i told her that i find it hard to believe in an invisible entity.

then she told me alot on stuffs which i cannot remember much , something about dependant on god.

i mean believing in him is like long distance relationship. i cant see him , i know it wont work out.

i was feeling rather bored too so i took the plunge and i took the gift.
she asked me to do things which im not proud of.

SHE MADE ME PRAY!
wtfffff!

i did so and well nothing happened
for i know its not real.

hehe.

paul.

Crown of thorns

2010-02-06T02:36:00.002+08:00

im seriously sick of all the bullshit u put me through.

you are fucking crazy man

what i need now is someone with a sound mind to talk to me.

the world is fucking crazy now.

Between the eyes

2010-01-18T00:17:00.002+08:00

I played my first show today.

probably upload some pictures here.

simply hate writing huge chunky posts.

alright laters.

paul.

the fast ones always ride for free

2010-01-16T15:09:00.003+08:00

The internet has shitloads of addicts.

Addiction to porn ,
addiction to downloads ,
addiction to online shopping

i never knew online shopping is that awesome
u can get shitz u cant get in singapore

and nothing beats the pure joy when the parcel comes,
so good . . .

right my subpop goodies came this morning.
i be ecstatic cus i thought it`s never gonna come
after long wait of 16 days

i have to make money now

paul.

2010-01-10T16:03:00.002+08:00

Lately i`ve been smelling this sweet scent.

On runescape :

crap i just lost my bank to a nerd who ran away from my when i was owning his ass in the previous fight. (it was on a risk world)

even on +1 worlds i cant find any decent players who wont run when they have low hp.
what`s so hard losing like few hundred k of pixels.

i just lost like 3.7m of gear in a fight . waddup!

paul

Sleeping with the enemies.

2010-01-08T23:19:00.002+08:00

ello peple.

dont think there`s any readers but heck.

if anybody wanna comment to the post or chat , simply post it in the comment box!
i think its possible to post w/o a blogger account.

post away!

been reading this grunge forum for a while now.
wow i learnt alot there and get to know some really obscure bands from the northwest.
the seattle music scene was very interesting in the late80s-early90s.

very loud , dirty , "grungey" anything you name

until music labels beginning to milk on the hype by signing the-next-nirvanas and post grunge bands.

nirvana was already pretty good even before they broke into the mainstream.
nirvana once went on tour wit tad and sonic youth.

pretty awesome i must say.

grunge music is so magical.
hair metal , trash metal , classic rock , blues , idk maybe more they just dont hit the spot as well as grunge.

just found out that smashing pumpkins hate moshing in their shows.
whaaat?!

paul.

Beating with the pimp stick.

2010-01-02T15:38:00.003+08:00

oh hello.

Oh yea , i was fined 20bucks by smrt because i "underpaid".
what the flying mother.

try explaining to him and he wouldn`t listen.

I told him well then imma just alight then and he wouldnt let me.
sickening meley man.

paul.

The faulty door strikes again!

2009-12-28T01:56:00.003+08:00

Ever get struck by the same faulty door twice?

Oh hello , do you go to clubs?
yes the girls are all skimpy , so slutty , next moment you just wanna grind her . . .

BAM! you just got bitch-trapped!

the girls will employ their pogo pogo dance by forming a circle.
then slowly it draws poor guys in with slutty dance moves

nono , not good.

what you do?

yes you will beat them ,

WITH THE LIGHT STICK DANCE!

yes you will do it
and yes it is cool

Paul.

dancing queen

2009-12-20T01:30:00.002+08:00

Wow I remember how much I used to like badminton back in primary school.
and ya know badminton was the hottest recess activity back then.
coming in close in second position is catching insects.

I also remember a bastard owing me 3 bucks.
10 years already and I still remember you.
you suck

signal please. you bastard

2009-12-16T13:34:00.002+08:00

Do you simply hate dumb drivers?

Oh yes I do.

You see just now me go buy chinese rice. I stand by roadside waiting for this car to pass. I waited for like 20 seconds and the car didnt go straight , it turned left!

WHAT THE MOTHER IS THAT.
I SAY FLASH YOUR MOTHER SIGNAL ASSHOLE!

To my disgust , that was a female driver.
you eat mother shit.

I also dont like dumb drivers that highbeam you in HDB carparks.
I was crossing the road and some mother beamed me.
R U TRYIN TO KILL ME?
SO BRIGHT , CROSS ROAD HOW SEE CAR!

Paul.

o harro paul here

2009-12-13T01:24:00.004+08:00

Oh hello , i`ve just finished watching Senior Skip Day.

Why the hell dont we have senior skip day in our senior high?

well at least we have prom but prom was bad for me.

can you imagine prom in a all boys school?

yeah you got it right

sooooobad

oh i just had korean takeaway and i realised why we dont have takeaway services here!

oh look its a japanese water bar!
i wonder what`s on the menu

oh there`s only water though . . .

I wish for a cigarette vending machine.
I saw one at Adelaide and it kicks mudaAss

the one i saw wasnt that sophiscated though but hey its cool
and packets of smoke look like candies without the horrible looking pictures stuck onto them.
why the hell would they do that for?
it scare kids

i think i`m pretty stonedddddd

teeheeeeeee

Multimedia Speaker System

2009-11-28T22:54:00.002+08:00

These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?

Do not go into that room. It`s hell in there! It`s a madhouse!

Oh hello. I had my pp poster presentation today.
So I woke up pretty early to collect my poster at boon keng.
i had no clue on how to get there.
the last thing i remembered was the printing guy telling me to exit from exit B and walk straight out.
I decided to bank on that i went ahead.
using my supreb sensing power , i navigated around bendemeer road.
first stop i entered a wrong building.
i panicked and rang the guy up.
i didnt really get the directions correct because i was panicking on the phone and he didnt get about what i was yabbering.

only clue i got from him was the micron building.
so i walked towards the micron building and realised that you need a pass to enter.
i search for another entrance in but couldnt find anything.
so well i walked to the front gates and the god damn booth was empty.
i wanted to climb the gates but i realised its rather risky so i pressed the intercom and spoke to an indian man.
the whole conversation was long and midst of everything it started to drizzle.
like a poor man , i kneeled by the intercom (which was supposed for drivers in their cars ) and talked.
he went on about which company i was from.
i spent half the time telling him i just wanna collect my pathetic poster.
he wouldnt let me in because i had no credentials from any company.
just when everything was about to fall apart , i took out some receipt and on it was the address of the printing place. i asked indian man " ah neh is this block 996?"
he told me that i was at 994.
holyshit i just spent the 10mins under the rain trying to get into the wrong building.
well thankfully he told me that 996 was just right behind.
happilly i walked down to 996.
things was smooth and i took my poster and left.
bad thing was it`s fucking raining outside.
well i was running a little late and i walked in the rain.
damn.

music brought my feelings back up and im ready to hit the road.
i reached school an hour early and i went to get some lunch.
with 30mins left i decided to go grab some coffee and prolly read up my stuffs.
with shitty luck , i went to 2 vending machines and both had their coffee sold out.
i was rather pissed and i bought coke instead.
i needed that caffeine and sugar rush.
during that journey to and fro the machines , i saw shitloads of people intensively reading up for their presentation.
me wanna be cool and i decided to just go up w1 without any preparation.
so i sad outside my destinated classroom and went through my poster.
just when im about to self dialogue my lines, one of the assessor came by and asked me in.
very bad luck.
while i was busying trying to pin up my posters , i sensed a chill creeping down my spine.
i turned around and to my horror i saw scottz.
you know bad luck come in pairs now.
he greeted me in a friendly but hypocrital manner and i did the same back to him.
that goblin.
durring assessment i was brutally murdered by him.
i was so dead that there was virtually no comeback for me.
he pratically sealed off my "smoking" skill.
he stabbed me right through my heart.
i answered a few questions here and there and kept quiet for some.
it was so bad.

closure where are you?

paul.

2009-11-05T23:54:00.002+08:00

Just wish I have more time and motivation to play music.
Rock and roll is supposed to make you happy right?

Paul.

2009-10-03T00:41:00.002+08:00

I`d take personality tests over fortune telling anytime.

I have a friend and his latest obsession is fortune telling! ( no offence , ilu though.)
We call him "teh prophet" and just based on looks itself he is already one.

/end

ohshitmaul .

crap blogging isn`t appealing anymore.

paul.

Louder than Love.

2009-09-11T02:13:00.003+08:00

treat somebody better

Paul,
He`s charging his lazer.

High flyer.

2009-09-09T00:15:00.003+08:00

The lunatic in my head.

Well I got a little disappointed cus I was asked to play the guitarron and a hidden statement which says `Paul you suck , you play guitarron".

Damn man.

I just acted that I was all cool with it.
1 note per 3 or 4 rests?
That`s nub my friend.

The experienced guitarron players kinda lay it out the "hidden" leetness of the guitarron to me.
I was indeed surprised.

But still man , 1 per 3 rests is nub.

What , a cowboy`s hat and some tequila and pretend I`m a country player?
I don`t know man.

Guitarron just lacks the dazzle.

Despite all that , Guitarron is pretty much hard to play cus of the high action.
Mastering the guitarron certainly will garner eternal glory.

I don`t think I can manage the dragon with the lunatic around.

Paul,
brain damage

You`re bringing on the heartbreak

2009-09-07T23:37:00.004+08:00

It feels so good to blog cus I can write shit.

ya feel that way son?

sorry I`m just bored.

Paul,
Still fighting the evil dragon

Hard Luck Women

2009-09-07T04:15:00.003+08:00

Can I eat your pie?

I CANT BELIEVE A GAI ACTUALLY SED DAT TO A GAL!!!11 ROFLCOPTORSSSSSSSS

I Laughed to that. (sorry!)

Well , I`m so happy that I`m a ENFP ( I think) ,

that`s
so
fucking
A.

I got upset cus some tests show me as a INFP.
I no liek INFP cuz itz nub.
itz froobie
nawhh itzz st00pid lawlllslolol!1

ENFP is hax.

Paul,
still fighting the evil dragon

Play or getting played.

2009-09-06T05:20:00.004+08:00

If that what`s makes you happy ;

omg someone fucking save her ;

I`m still thinking man.
Play or getting played?

and if it`s what makes living my life ,

Man I`m getting real drastic here.

This is a real time situation where a damsel is in distress.

If this works out man I`ll be definitely in for eternal glory!

Damn that sounded so motherfucking badass.

I want eternal glory.

But first I have to figure a way to get past the evil dragon first.
Dangit!

Paul,
Still fighting for eternal glory.

2009-08-04T23:26:00.000+08:00

I`m scared.

Paul.

Tough luck women.

2009-08-02T23:18:00.003+08:00

It brought tears to my eyes.
That was Peter Criss`s moment.

Paul

2009-08-01T02:52:00.000+08:00

I just sat down my block for 2 and a half hours trying to sort out my mind.

paul.

2009-07-28T23:14:00.000+08:00

It`s not always about the results , it`s the process which matters.
I guess it works me for me.

I can`t believe that often when I try to make a change , nothing good seems to come out of it.

FML.

You lighten up the blues.
God , I`m so easily contented!

Paul.
Fuck My Life.

2009-07-07T11:51:00.002+08:00

Can`t believe that my mom scolded me when I told her that I might be a H1N1 suspect.
She scolded me again for having a fever just now.

Damnit man.
I love my mom though , but she just offers the worst parenting ever.

Paul.

2009-06-28T03:25:00.001+08:00

Forgetting is not the best remedy.
How ironic?

angsty boy

2009-06-22T02:15:00.002+08:00

I was once in the counseling shit and trust me the counselors there are a cluster of nutfucks.
They offer the shittiest advices and their words don`t seem to fucking help at all.

Once I tried to screw one up by saying this to her "Is there such a thing as a good guy who do bad?"

She was mindfucked!

She then starts to tell me about the laws and shit and how shitty I can be if I don`t change.

I can`t be arsed seriously.

On another incident I met an IO who`s not really wisest tool in the shed.
IO is an investigating officer. (They are stupid and crude too.)

He got stern because I carry a laptop and an Ipod.

Hey tard can`t you see that I just came from school?

I can`t emphasize how judgmental those assholes are.
They seem to have the perception that all teenage lawbreakers are an uneducated bunch.

Guess he`s aint that smart cus you don`t fucking question somebody carrying a laptop when he`s like a fucking student?

I can`t believe it.
He`s so fucking stupid!

Yours truly,
Paul

Play the dangerous game.

2009-06-13T01:21:00.002+08:00

Eons ago a friend of mine shared a sachet of hand roll tobacco.
He`s called the resident Cuban roller because he is so darn good at making joints.

I smoke until my index finger and thumb were stained yellow.
It was epic fun and we stayed up the whole night till afternoon.

Paul.
I just suck at making joints.

2009-05-27T23:19:00.002+08:00

So I went up to my mom and said "Hey mom do you think I`m old enough to speak vulgarities at home?"

I`ve always wanted to speak my mind at home.

Whenever salesman comes to my door , I want to tell them to fuck off legitimately.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/09/05/national/main520888.shtml

Rather interesting news.

paulzx.

June 2010 , the second outbreak

2009-04-18T01:49:00.004+08:00

Weeks ago I went to hair dresser for a haircut.
He said to me "I gonna give you an anime haircut."

what?

I told he was joking and well after I thought I had one of my worst hair ever , and I lived with it.

Last night I decided to mess around my hair and viola ,

Not too shabby I`d say.

2009-04-16T21:17:00.002+08:00

10 Reasons to date a firefighter

1. We like it hot

2. We find 'em hot, leave 'em wet.

3. We know how to hit all the hot spots

4. We have the longest hoses

5. We handle what no one else will

6. We know how to handle our hose

7. We walk where the devil dances

8. We fight what you fear

9. We are ready 24/7

10. We always wear protection

11. We have the biggest Heart

2009-04-16T13:40:00.000+08:00

ALALASHIKALABA!

your skin makes me cry

2009-04-06T15:39:00.002+08:00

I realised that there are alot of retards , idiots and kids in Maplesea.

I was doing this party quest and I went to help out by killing the blockgolems. Apparently this magician was killing it told me not to ks me.

I immediately yelled out to her in public chat " Hey you fucking retard!"

The magician just don`t understand teamwork.

2009-04-04T16:41:00.002+08:00

Thru the heat, fire, sweat and blood. We're invincible. Thanks for the 31st experience guys.

2009-03-29T01:22:00.001+08:00

3 more days till POP! Section 1, always the #1 section in my heart!

I bet he`s a paid actor!

2009-03-26T15:10:00.002+08:00

Last night Augustine and I embarked on swifty Bus 9 and our destination was Tahan Merah Mrt.
I tapped my card and Augustine paid $1.80 worth of journey , which was more than enough for the travelling fee.

Before we even finish his $1.80 worth of fare , we got busted out of the bus as we need an airport pass to process furthur into the journey. ( we were at some immigration place :p ) We had to alight and board the same bus at another bus stop.

We panicked!
Augustine had no more coins left for more fares and he just paid $1.80 for just a short ride.
We felt so cheated.

Ok we waited and bus 9 finally came.

I said to Augustine "Just tell the driver that you have already paid up and besides he would remember us. How hard is it to remember a long hair guy and a short hair guy?"

I don`t feel like writing anymore.
Bye.

2009-03-22T14:47:00.004+08:00

NTUC: 1AM 21st March 2009

One way ticket.

2009-03-22T01:22:00.003+08:00

Is it me or is that I`m just too concern about time.

Fat girl wants to be treated like a princess.

2009-03-22T00:53:00.002+08:00

Well , I`m pretty jealous of smart people because they go far in life.
Their future is so bright that I began to think about my future.

Did I pick the wrong course?

2009-03-17T13:04:00.002+08:00

Have you guys ever feel like puking when you are around people who are slurping their noodles.

Well I do.

The loud slurping noise they make , they were as if slurping on a big bowl of poop.

No kidding.

I will kill those who make fun of table manners.

Hobos!

Young and Awesome`s Chalet.

2009-03-14T13:52:00.005+08:00

Location : Aloha Loyang
Estimated Crowded : 16
Mood : Happy
Your Mother : Hungry

Perfect is ugly.

2009-03-14T13:22:00.007+08:00

I can`t stand my mom raving about her so-called knowledge of nutrition.
It`s good to see my mom borrowing books from the library cus you can be never to old to read but I feel that she`s been reading too many wacked-up nutrition books.

I`m bit skeptical about all her so-called "claims" , like don`t eat your fruits after food because it will go to waste.

Jesus , wtf?

Okay I poured myself a glass of milk in the morning and she yelled at me saying "no eat food milk go waste."

I called her to shut the hell up.

This is completely bullshit seeing as people drink a glass of milk to aid them to sleep.
You`re telling me these people actually ate a bunch of bullcrap before they suck on the milk?

Well I have to admit defeat now.
Best Time to Drink Milk.

Awwwwwwww So much for refuting . . .

kj.

2009-03-14T11:01:00.000+08:00

Fuck.

2009-03-11T11:52:00.004+08:00

Hello , don`t you think that in life things will just fall in place for you no matter what?

I`m enjoying myself at Rp now.
Meet a bunch of people there and well , there are pretty cool - people from all walks of life.

We formed clubs and associations.
We partayyy.

Other than meeting new people , I found new meanings to life.
Inspired by #1 Runescape player-Zezima,to train smithing.
Found out how the economy works through Runescape , inspirations from Five People You will Meet In Heaven , Freakonomics and reading self-help books to up motivation.

I even observe the social habits of white people through Runescape.

I ran out of things to write.

Bye.

Kj.

2009-03-08T05:50:00.001+08:00

"Inspiration doesn`t have a schedule."

Peace yall.

and dance it through my life

2009-03-05T16:32:00.003+08:00

Just found the music from a movie which my mom used to love , and she watched it like more than 1 time in the cinema?

Behold the age of the sweatbands!

The man who sold his world

2009-03-04T17:17:00.006+08:00

I`m starting to lose faith in religion.

No offense to Christians but I feel that Christianity in Singapore in pretty screwed up.
I have been to this New Creation service with my mate Augustine and that service gave me a fucking scare of my life!

When they play this Christian music , everyone raises their hands up in the air and enters this trance mode.
I know that this is the so-called "connection" with god but it is just so freakishly scary.
Those people were as if they were on crack.
I even noticed a small group of people jumping up and down as if they were really high in some rock concert cept that they have their eyes closed and arms raised.

Are they high or what?

Have you ever get spammed at to join church?
And the way they do it , I feel that they are trying to be the dominant religion in Singapore.

At least Catholic isn`t that bad.
But every time I heard my mom chanting over at our altar ( I`m Catholic :p ) , it makes my skin crawls.

kj.

o hai der.

2009-02-26T20:20:00.006+08:00

Hello.
I`ve been researching much on music these days and I came across something by Kurt Cobain:

"music comes first. then the lyrics."- kurt cobain

I like this quote alot so I`m posting it here for readers (if there`re any) to read.

I`m into Nirvana again.
Go teen revolution! (refers to the epic blog song.)

I figured that I need pictures to beautify the blog so here it goes.

Y&A outing.

Chilling out at an Irish bar. Beats typical chinese bars hands down.

Tell me what is fucking wrong with this picture.

"Oooohh DDR."
Chinese guy says "It`s a revolution!"

kj.peace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw&feature=related - This is a must-watch. Last warning to those who refuses to click this shit and watch it. No chances are given including those NS men who live on taxpayer`s money. This is bullshit!

2009-02-25T03:51:00.000+08:00

this is so funny!
totally made my day.

rickrolled in muppets version! :D:D:D:D

paul. peace

2009-02-21T16:24:00.001+08:00

hahahahaahah good one chris brown! Your one hell of a woman beater! Rihanna's lips can be compared to mine!

randy

Are we humans or are we dancers?

2009-02-21T00:42:00.003+08:00

Be it the Chinese or the Indians , we people are always in for the best deal.

Ever entered a hardware store and say "Alright man give me the best deal."

Back when I got home , I saw this malay auntie selling otah and I approached her.
"Alright auntie otah how to sell?"
"Son I tell you , 3 for $1" she said.

Okay cool , so I told her I want a dollar worth of otah.
She stopped and then said "7 for $2".

I was Hell yeah this got to be the best deal ever and I got myself 7 otahs.

Imagine yourself paying at the counter and the cashier says "Spent $70 and above and you get a free poncho" and you have taken like $50 worth of stuffs.

I will immediately fill up that $20 gap and fucking get that free poncho for fuck`s sake.
A FUCKING FREE PONCHO MY FRIEND!

We are suckers for good deals.

Paul/kj

Hai , meh spaek thai.

2009-02-15T02:23:00.002+08:00

Don`t you think thai people just couldn`t be serious with words because thai just sounds so funny?

I remembered a time when I was having a vacation over at Bangcock and I just couldn`t stay serious with the waiter.
My dad taught me some thai language which I think it was supposed to be a "thank you" , instead it sounds like "qwewgvaeth" and with the thai accent it sounds fucked up.

And once again I couldn`t stop laughing at Tony Jaa even as he was struggling to fight off ninjas in his latest movie , Ong Bak 2.

Seriously I think thai sounds a lill` gay to be honest.
Go watch Ong Bak 2 again and I swear you`ll laugh till your ass drop.

hello.

2009-02-07T15:59:00.002+08:00

Hello people!

2009-01-30T17:02:00.003+08:00

For this year's chinese new year eve. I decided to eat a wild mushroom raw for steamboat cause I mistook it for abalone. I went to Changi Hospital and got 3 fucking painful jabs because of it. So if you guys are wondering wtf kj was laughing his ass off about, well this is it. I decided to post the picture and let everyone have a good laugh about it. At least something good will come out from something bad.
alright im flying off to the jungles of brunei in about 12 hours time. adios amigos!
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Feelin nostalgic for a second

2009-01-28T17:49:00.002+08:00

My dad used to read his favourite Dragon Tiger Gate comic whenever he is in the toilet.
My dad likes animations - animes for short.

He is a big fan of Dragon Ball and he bought the whole set of DB episodes and as a family , we used to join him in the living room watching and snacking on fruits.

My dad was a hardcore Bruce Lee fan when he was younger.
We used to have a punching bag in the house and I`ll just jump and cling onto it and swing myself as if it was a big fat swing.

Ahhh the good ole times.

I like the times when we were not that poor but I still enjoyed the good ole family moments.

Adolescence made me stray away from all this.
Man I hate it , I really hate it.

I like the 90s the most.

Comedy Night on every Monday nights.

yea , fuck you.

kj.

Hello.

2009-01-18T03:22:00.006+08:00

Hello all.

What I did today,

I watched , Zombie by The Cranberries.

Next I got bored and watched :

Master of Puppets Live by Metallica.

P.S It`s a song about drugs and Metallica isn`t some crazy Marilyn-Manson-pansy shit in case anybody thought so.

Next I played some Runscape and this is me ingame :

CLick me :D:D:D:D:D

I got bored again and I google for Torture Devices and the is what I found ,
Torture Devices

Some notable toturing devices which includes The Punishing Shoes.

and also the Iron Maiden

Looking at me dancing topless at Double O!.

Paul. lub euu allzx.

2009-01-17T02:21:00.002+08:00

Hello guys! While I've been away you guys must be wondering what I have been doing everyday in camp... Well this is it! hahahaha

P.S just in case if you guys were wondering, i held this big, muscular but useless guy to a draw.

Roflcopters

2009-01-04T06:47:00.001+08:00

I found this epicly funny comment on a pr0n website ,
"if my c*ck looked like his i would go see a doctor...."

OMG WAFFLES , 2009 IZ HERE!

2009-01-03T15:00:00.001+08:00

Kissing 2008 goodbye

2009-01-01T13:47:00.003+08:00

Wanted to go to dbl o for the new year eve party but got cockblocked by those 3 18 year olds. hahaha

We really brought the house down last night, it was the first time i've seen a strangly tall guy on the dance floor stoning but luring girls to dance around him, the first time i saw a particular type of gun being so high, not shotgun or machine gun, a smaller size gun that you can fit in your h**d. (inside joke)

Then when i got backed to reality, the whole clarke quay with like some disease infected place, every street i walk pass there would be at least 1 person puking and the whole place smells like puke, its like a scene out of some movie... wtf

randy

Happy new year fuckers!

2009-01-01T06:41:00.003+08:00

Yay!

I woke up at 1pm today.
I went about doing my practice until I fell asleep and had really weird dreams.

I dreamt that I was at some flat in Ang Mo kio and in that particular house I dream of peacocks outside perching outside of the windows.

Next I dreamt that I broke weijing`s guitar. I swear I was fucking scared.

I woke up and got ready for the countdown and we did it at the Arena.

It was pretty nice tbh , ending the year with a big "bang".

Alright people , Peace out yall.

Paul , pickthures coming~

2008-12-29T11:57:00.002+08:00

With my buddy , my beer and me! AYE!

2008-12-28T03:01:00.005+08:00

*Darren and I camwhored in the Mrt.

*Ice-cold beer served in a Coca-cola glass. Ooooohh aaahh.

2008-12-27T10:49:00.002+08:00

I think my sergeant has a problem with me cause i have been doing weekend guard duty every week for more than a month now. Well, Im numb to doing guard now anyway. Always manage to survive hard times with a good buddy or two. Here is Desmond, i think he is gay but he has a girlfriend. His favourite hobby in camp is complaining about me acting like a gay while he is the one that is acting like one most of the time.

In case your wondering what we were doing, we were watch a dvd with a portable dvd player at the sentry post! haha sneaking in contraband items like laptops, dvd palyers, maxim and psp. I think when i grow up i can be a smuggler. What do you think?

2008-12-25T13:11:00.002+08:00

If Yip Man lived from 1 October 1893-2 December 1972 and Huo Yuan Jia lived from 1868-1910. I wonder, if both of these two masters sparred who would have won?

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T12:05:00.002+08:00

So dark the con of man wishes all readers a merry Christmas!

I`m going to off to my relative`s to do "jolly" and I can get to see my cousins!

My cousin used to stole another cousin`s pokemon cards when we are young.
Anyone that fits this category , I say you`re a fucking douchebag!

Alright I`ve tidings to give now.

Saddle up and PARRTTTTAYYYYYY!

Paullllllllllllllllllllllly.

Wonderwall

2008-12-23T02:00:00.001+08:00

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after an
You're my wonderwall

Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

Mexican Glass Candy

2008-12-19T03:34:00.002+08:00

It`s been awhile since I last blogged.

WHAT`S UP!

please tag at the tagboard.
I`m always in for a chat :)

Peace!

Paul.

2008-12-12T20:42:00.003+08:00

Hmm although i just posted 5mins ago but i though it through, it suddenly occured to me that everything comes to an end, even hell will stop burning one day what is a mere 4 more months?

Unless this course is a circle will i be afraid if not, bring it on!

I know that sounded stupid but the only thing that i can think of that doesnt end is a circle.

p.s attached are the group picture we took on JY's birthday =D

Grabbed it from daryl ;P

2008-12-12T20:25:00.003+08:00

I am so fucking unlucky right now, this week was like shit.

Imagine having to write "I SCT RANDY TOH CHER SHUEN SxxxxxxF, will inform my Deputy ROTA commander, enciks, sergeants and ICs of my whereabouts next time." X 200 times.

Then i got a extra saturday guard duty cause the colour of my pants were fading. It like getting stuck by lighnting twice, how shitty can NS life be?

2008-12-08T17:12:00.001+08:00

Tired? Im sorry but I no longer understand what that word means and how its suppose to feel... Bring on the next 4 months!

glhf all.

2008-12-08T05:24:00.002+08:00

Oreo Durian Ice-Blended.

2008-12-02T15:03:00.005+08:00

The combination of 2 beautiful things doesn`t always seems to be perfect after all.
Title says it all.

A recipe of fail.
Dude it`s just like mixing Coca-Cola and Soya bean milk together.
Not cool man!

2008-11-28T21:16:00.001+08:00

this picture is all i need to draw a smile upon my face.

An asshole.

2008-11-28T15:52:00.003+08:00

Some people are just plain pricks.
Irritating kid and a pain in the ass.
I want to clobber that motherfucker.

Hello.

2008-11-28T01:23:00.001+08:00

Are you a guy?

If yes then . . .

Do you like NewUrbanMale (N.U.M)

If yes then . . .

You`re gay.

HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE! CUPPA HOT MILO COSTS $1 NOW!

2008-11-27T00:37:00.004+08:00

This is so dope!
I`ve successfully played a note on a guitar!
OH YEAAAAAA~!!

Know what`s more dope than playing a guitar?
SMELLING EAR WAX AND EATING BOOGEY!

Now that`s real dope I`m talking about.
Taste some Ear Wax today!

Paul.

(I`m so high on Prison Break right now and Family guy is giving me the kicks.)

2008-11-19T22:42:00.002+08:00

I hate weirdos!
This morning I had one of the worst bus rides ever!

I was on my Ipod when this sickly-looking fella sat beside me.
I had this contemptuous look on my face , I wanted to sit with girls :(

I turned away from him and began listening to my Ipod.
What happened next was fucked up.

His had this body odour which smell so much like ear wax.
I know this because I was digging my ear this morning.

Ughhhhh!

Before the hobo left the bus I caught a glimpse of his face , his face was plastered with tubes!

Eeekk!

I thought my misery was over.
Next came this guy.
He sat beside me and next time I know he dozed off.

Everything seems normal for the next 15mins until his head rested on my shoulder.
That was a gay moment.

2008-11-18T22:58:00.003+08:00

I`ve been thinking about getting dreadlocks.

For dreadlocks to fully "mature" , it takes about 9-11months of backcombing and etc.

Lol why dreadlocks?

I figured that I`m going army in about 2years+ and minus 9-11 months of "maturing" stage , I`m probably left with 1 year+ to enjoy my locks. Another thing to consider is that my hair is kinda short now , need more time to get it longer and which means LESS TIME TO ENJOY MY LOCKS! :(

Bad thing is that dreadlocks are pretty much irreversible.

Cool eh?

I`m not a pothead.

2008-11-18T09:40:00.000+08:00

Currently researching on dreadlocks.

2008-11-16T10:56:00.002+08:00

I spent 24hrs of my saturday doing guard duty which I found it to be extremely retarded cause they have provost to take care of the camp yet they want section commander trainees to guard the camp. I mean how does guarding the camp has anything to do with my vocation? I should be out there handling complex rescuse cases.

So i book out this morning and found another stupid news and when i say news its literally news, the straits times cost $1 now. If I don't read the paper for two days i can buy myself a double cheese burger at the cost of being oblivious on what the fuck is going around the world.

randy

Even the law-abiding ones aren`t the brightest.

2008-11-12T02:35:00.004+08:00

I was holding on to a headphone and an Ipod (ftw!).

My Investigating Officer led me into an office-like room.
While we were outside another room awaiting to enter he stopped and said the stupidest things ,
"You think here where , bring funny funny things in this place. . ." or somewhere along those lines - was refering to my Ipod (ftw!)/Headphone.

Ever did anyone ask why you carry a Mp3 around?
Maybe they ain`t bright either.
Even the law-abiding ones aren`t the brightest.

Intelligence Unit - They sound more like a joke to me now.

Ninja skills DIM - which stands for Do It Myself.

Epic win!

KJ,KTHXBAI

2008-11-09T20:54:00.002+08:00

cake smashed into the poor birthday boy's face

smashing in progress.

the cake that was eaten

daryl bought the candles that with spark back to life after i blew them out. what a great way to prank a firefighter.

happy birthday randy

randy

2008-11-03T15:37:00.002+08:00

What does the Singaporean Dream looks like anyway?

2008-11-02T01:54:00.003+08:00

They are so funny that i`ve decidced to post more epic fail moments.
Enjoy ,

Road sign fail.

Headline fail.

Menu fail.

And lastly ,
VAN FAIL!

see more pwn and owned pictures

Epic fail!

2008-11-02T01:49:00.002+08:00

Check this epic fail moment :

Another fail. . .

that would be jizz syrup i supposed :O

Another another fail. . .

see more pwn and owned pictures

2008-11-01T14:30:00.000+08:00

This picture of a kid really tickled my funny bones... rofl

randy

2008-11-01T11:28:00.000+08:00

wtf some fucker reported my videos while i was in army... haha

2008-10-31T23:23:00.002+08:00

Where are you?

~
Check out this Runescape Music Video (RSMV) , Metallica - One

Sup Dawgs

2008-10-31T13:08:00.006+08:00

Arab Streeet with Club members.

Chivas Parttttyyy!

Meridian ( rofl? ) Chicken Riceeee!

Lawlll!

My Drunk Mate :):):):)

Peace nubs.

sigh,

2008-10-27T02:30:00.000+08:00

"Wait to hurry , hurry to wait."

2008-10-25T00:03:00.002+08:00

bunk mates that makes my day more tolerable!

31st ERS the cream of the crop.

haha the guy in his undies with the weird smile can finish 2.4km in 7mins. One hell of a weird guy...

2008-10-22T15:42:00.002+08:00

Technology is a shortcut and Human themselves never cease to find more shortcuts in life.

2008-10-19T19:09:00.002+08:00

Woohoo! I survived the first week of the 31st ERS crazy inhumane training! No more Recruit status for me anymore, its section commander trainee now. Just another 23 more weeks before i pass out as a sergeant!

Try Honesty - Billy Talent

2008-10-18T14:21:00.003+08:00

Try Honesty - Billy Talent
Well I tripped, I fell down naked
Well I scratched my knees, they bled
Sew up my eyes, need no more
In our game there is no score

Forgive me father, why should you bother?
Try honesty, Try honesty
Hop in your dumptruck, reverse for good luck
Ride over me, Ride over me
Take on the whole world, fight with the young girls
Die tragedy, Die tragedy
Call me a cheapskate, come on for pete's sake
Cry Agony, Cry agony

I'm insane, it's your fault, so sly
Your well of lies ran dry
And I cut the cord, free fall
From so high we seem so small'

Forgive me father, why should you bother?
Try honesty, Try honesty
Hop in your dumptruck, reverse for good luck
Ride over me, Ride over me
Take on the whole world, fight with the young girls
Die tragedy, Die tragedy
Call me a cheapskate, come on for pete's sake
Cry Agony, Cry Agony

I talk to you

I'm insane, it's your fault
Try
I'm insane, it's your fault
Cry
I'm insane, it's your fault
Cry

Forgive me father, why should you bother now?
Forgive me father, why should you bother now?

Forgive me father, why should you bother?
Try honesty, Try honesty
Hop in your dumptruck, reverse for good luck
Ride over me, Ride over me
Take on the whole world, fight with the young girls
Die tragedy, Die Tragedy
Call me a cheapskate, come on for pete's sake
Cry Agony, Cry Agony

Cry Agony, Cry Agony
Try honesty, Try Honesty
Cry Agony, Cry Agony

All talk no action.

2008-10-18T14:12:00.001+08:00

Is this how the world function or the other way around?
You lost me for a second.

2008-10-16T00:33:00.005+08:00

Escape artists never die.