Wow I remember how much I used to like badminton back in primary school.
and ya know badminton was the hottest recess activity back then.
coming in close in second position is catching insects.
I also remember a bastard owing me 3 bucks.
10 years already and I still remember you.
you suck
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
signal please. you bastard
Do you simply hate dumb drivers?
Oh yes I do.
You see just now me go buy chinese rice. I stand by roadside waiting for this car to pass. I waited for like 20 seconds and the car didnt go straight , it turned left!
WHAT THE MOTHER IS THAT.
I SAY FLASH YOUR MOTHER SIGNAL ASSHOLE!
To my disgust , that was a female driver.
you eat mother shit.
I also dont like dumb drivers that highbeam you in HDB carparks.
I was crossing the road and some mother beamed me.
R U TRYIN TO KILL ME?
SO BRIGHT , CROSS ROAD HOW SEE CAR!
Paul.
Oh yes I do.
You see just now me go buy chinese rice. I stand by roadside waiting for this car to pass. I waited for like 20 seconds and the car didnt go straight , it turned left!
WHAT THE MOTHER IS THAT.
I SAY FLASH YOUR MOTHER SIGNAL ASSHOLE!
To my disgust , that was a female driver.
you eat mother shit.
I also dont like dumb drivers that highbeam you in HDB carparks.
I was crossing the road and some mother beamed me.
R U TRYIN TO KILL ME?
SO BRIGHT , CROSS ROAD HOW SEE CAR!
Paul.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
o harro paul here
Oh hello , i`ve just finished watching Senior Skip Day.
Why the hell dont we have senior skip day in our senior high?
well at least we have prom but prom was bad for me.
can you imagine prom in a all boys school?
yeah you got it right
sooooobad
oh i just had korean takeaway and i realised why we dont have takeaway services here!
oh look its a japanese water bar!
i wonder what`s on the menu
oh there`s only water though . . .
I wish for a cigarette vending machine.
I saw one at Adelaide and it kicks mudaAss
the one i saw wasnt that sophiscated though but hey its cool
and packets of smoke look like candies without the horrible looking pictures stuck onto them.
why the hell would they do that for?
it scare kids
i think i`m pretty stonedddddd
teeheeeeeee
Why the hell dont we have senior skip day in our senior high?
well at least we have prom but prom was bad for me.
can you imagine prom in a all boys school?
yeah you got it right
sooooobad
oh i just had korean takeaway and i realised why we dont have takeaway services here!
oh look its a japanese water bar!
i wonder what`s on the menu
oh there`s only water though . . .
I wish for a cigarette vending machine.
I saw one at Adelaide and it kicks mudaAss
the one i saw wasnt that sophiscated though but hey its cool
and packets of smoke look like candies without the horrible looking pictures stuck onto them.
why the hell would they do that for?
it scare kids
i think i`m pretty stonedddddd
teeheeeeeee
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Multimedia Speaker System
These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?
Do not go into that room. It`s hell in there! It`s a madhouse!
Oh hello. I had my pp poster presentation today.
So I woke up pretty early to collect my poster at boon keng.
i had no clue on how to get there.
the last thing i remembered was the printing guy telling me to exit from exit B and walk straight out.
I decided to bank on that i went ahead.
using my supreb sensing power , i navigated around bendemeer road.
first stop i entered a wrong building.
i panicked and rang the guy up.
i didnt really get the directions correct because i was panicking on the phone and he didnt get about what i was yabbering.
only clue i got from him was the micron building.
so i walked towards the micron building and realised that you need a pass to enter.
i search for another entrance in but couldnt find anything.
so well i walked to the front gates and the god damn booth was empty.
i wanted to climb the gates but i realised its rather risky so i pressed the intercom and spoke to an indian man.
the whole conversation was long and midst of everything it started to drizzle.
like a poor man , i kneeled by the intercom (which was supposed for drivers in their cars ) and talked.
he went on about which company i was from.
i spent half the time telling him i just wanna collect my pathetic poster.
he wouldnt let me in because i had no credentials from any company.
just when everything was about to fall apart , i took out some receipt and on it was the address of the printing place. i asked indian man " ah neh is this block 996?"
he told me that i was at 994.
holyshit i just spent the 10mins under the rain trying to get into the wrong building.
well thankfully he told me that 996 was just right behind.
happilly i walked down to 996.
things was smooth and i took my poster and left.
bad thing was it`s fucking raining outside.
well i was running a little late and i walked in the rain.
damn.
music brought my feelings back up and im ready to hit the road.
i reached school an hour early and i went to get some lunch.
with 30mins left i decided to go grab some coffee and prolly read up my stuffs.
with shitty luck , i went to 2 vending machines and both had their coffee sold out.
i was rather pissed and i bought coke instead.
i needed that caffeine and sugar rush.
during that journey to and fro the machines , i saw shitloads of people intensively reading up for their presentation.
me wanna be cool and i decided to just go up w1 without any preparation.
so i sad outside my destinated classroom and went through my poster.
just when im about to self dialogue my lines, one of the assessor came by and asked me in.
very bad luck.
while i was busying trying to pin up my posters , i sensed a chill creeping down my spine.
i turned around and to my horror i saw scottz.
you know bad luck come in pairs now.
he greeted me in a friendly but hypocrital manner and i did the same back to him.
that goblin.
durring assessment i was brutally murdered by him.
i was so dead that there was virtually no comeback for me.
he pratically sealed off my "smoking" skill.
he stabbed me right through my heart.
i answered a few questions here and there and kept quiet for some.
it was so bad.
closure where are you?
paul.
Do not go into that room. It`s hell in there! It`s a madhouse!
Oh hello. I had my pp poster presentation today.
So I woke up pretty early to collect my poster at boon keng.
i had no clue on how to get there.
the last thing i remembered was the printing guy telling me to exit from exit B and walk straight out.
I decided to bank on that i went ahead.
using my supreb sensing power , i navigated around bendemeer road.
first stop i entered a wrong building.
i panicked and rang the guy up.
i didnt really get the directions correct because i was panicking on the phone and he didnt get about what i was yabbering.
only clue i got from him was the micron building.
so i walked towards the micron building and realised that you need a pass to enter.
i search for another entrance in but couldnt find anything.
so well i walked to the front gates and the god damn booth was empty.
i wanted to climb the gates but i realised its rather risky so i pressed the intercom and spoke to an indian man.
the whole conversation was long and midst of everything it started to drizzle.
like a poor man , i kneeled by the intercom (which was supposed for drivers in their cars ) and talked.
he went on about which company i was from.
i spent half the time telling him i just wanna collect my pathetic poster.
he wouldnt let me in because i had no credentials from any company.
just when everything was about to fall apart , i took out some receipt and on it was the address of the printing place. i asked indian man " ah neh is this block 996?"
he told me that i was at 994.
holyshit i just spent the 10mins under the rain trying to get into the wrong building.
well thankfully he told me that 996 was just right behind.
happilly i walked down to 996.
things was smooth and i took my poster and left.
bad thing was it`s fucking raining outside.
well i was running a little late and i walked in the rain.
damn.
music brought my feelings back up and im ready to hit the road.
i reached school an hour early and i went to get some lunch.
with 30mins left i decided to go grab some coffee and prolly read up my stuffs.
with shitty luck , i went to 2 vending machines and both had their coffee sold out.
i was rather pissed and i bought coke instead.
i needed that caffeine and sugar rush.
during that journey to and fro the machines , i saw shitloads of people intensively reading up for their presentation.
me wanna be cool and i decided to just go up w1 without any preparation.
so i sad outside my destinated classroom and went through my poster.
just when im about to self dialogue my lines, one of the assessor came by and asked me in.
very bad luck.
while i was busying trying to pin up my posters , i sensed a chill creeping down my spine.
i turned around and to my horror i saw scottz.
you know bad luck come in pairs now.
he greeted me in a friendly but hypocrital manner and i did the same back to him.
that goblin.
durring assessment i was brutally murdered by him.
i was so dead that there was virtually no comeback for me.
he pratically sealed off my "smoking" skill.
he stabbed me right through my heart.
i answered a few questions here and there and kept quiet for some.
it was so bad.
closure where are you?
paul.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Just wish I have more time and motivation to play music.
Rock and roll is supposed to make you happy right?
Paul.
Rock and roll is supposed to make you happy right?
Paul.
Saturday, October 03, 2009
I`d take personality tests over fortune telling anytime.
I have a friend and his latest obsession is fortune telling! ( no offence , ilu though.)
We call him "teh prophet" and just based on looks itself he is already one.
/end
ohshitmaul .
crap blogging isn`t appealing anymore.
paul.
I have a friend and his latest obsession is fortune telling! ( no offence , ilu though.)
We call him "teh prophet" and just based on looks itself he is already one.
/end
ohshitmaul .
crap blogging isn`t appealing anymore.
paul.
Friday, September 11, 2009
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